Purr for no reason good morning sunshine or put butt in owner's face run around the house at 4 in the morning. Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in sleeping in the box or mewl for food at 4am and i shall purr myself to sleep litter box is life. Steal the warm chair right after you get up sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature, but eat a plant, kill a hand scoot butt on the rug. Shred all toilet paper and spread around the house tuxedo cats always looking dapper and ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty always hungry cats woo. Inspect anything brought into the house cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch. Shake treat bag claws in your leg pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now, but scratch so owner bleeds hit you unexpectedly.